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2srooky:

pamela-susan-morrison:

spicyblaine:

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I literally just woke up thank you for this

One time right after my alarm went off for school a random number I didn’t know called me and I answered and this played and then they hung up and I had a great day.

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xmornings
pun-master-general:

daenerys-dragonborn:

koolnet:

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

i sent this to my crush and he said “that churns me on”

husband him

You had butter not mess it up with him.

pun-master-general:

daenerys-dragonborn:

koolnet:

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

i sent this to my crush and he said “that churns me on”

husband him

You had butter not mess it up with him.

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xomg it's beautiful xto do
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xI think about this a lot

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

this seriously made my day

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xtru xsupernatural

gaypee:

b1oshocked:

profoak:

i want this tattoo’d all over my body 

Can someone please help me understand this?

no

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xfave xcomics

vegan-vulcan:

thinksquad:

Want to attend college for free? It can happen if you learn German.

All German universities are now free to Americans and all other international students. The last German state to charge tuition at its universities struck down the fees this week.

Even before Germany abolished college tuition for all students, the price was a steal. Typically semester fees were around $630. What’s more, German students receive many perks including discounts for food, clothing and events, as well as inexpensive or even free transportation.

In explaining why Germany made this move, Dorothee Stapelfeldt, a Hamburg senator, called tuition fees “unjust” and added that “they discourage young people who do not have a traditional academic family background from taking up study. It is a core task of politics to ensure that young women and men can study with a high quality standard free of charge in Germany.”

Actually, German universities were free up until 2006 when they started charging tuition. That triggered such a crush of criticism that German states began phasing out this policy. Lower Saxony was the last holdout.

It’s too bad that politicians in the U.S. don’t feel that a college education is worth supporting appropriately. State aid to the nation’s public universities took a nosedive during the 2008 recession and education funding remains well below those levels. The average state is spending 23 percent less per student than before the recession, according to a report by the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities.

Actually, state support has been declining for public universities for a quarter of a century. Using an interactive tool from The Chronicle of Higher Education, you can see how state government subsidies have cratered at individual institutions.

With the average undergrad borrower now leaving school with more than $29,000 in debt, the free ride in Germany can look awfully tempting.

How to handle the language barrier

German is not an easy language to learn. Fortunately, however, there are international language programs in Germany, which have become very popular with international students before they tackle obtaining a degree in a different language.

What’s more, an increasing number of German universities are offering degrees in English. These are often called international studies programs or in some other way have the word international in their title.

http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/2014/10/03/german-colleges—free-degrees—americans/16658027/

This is actually making me cry…it’s one of those times when you realize that your own government just truly, honestly, does not give a shit about your wellbeing in any way.

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xcollege xschool
stunningpicture:

Kids work together to create eternal recess

stunningpicture:

Kids work together to create eternal recess

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xteamwork xwinter

thahalfrican:

White Twitter | Black Twitter

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xtwitter xtbh im just reblogging for the cute gays
ruinedchildhood:

if you’re having a bad day just think at least you’re not this girl…

ruinedchildhood:

if you’re having a bad day just think at least you’re not this girl…

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xi will never get over the empathy i have for this girl xlike oh honey im so sorry u fucked

disappointing-my-parents:

um-stop:

um-stop:

lets bring back 2008 memes

me gusta 2008 memes…. u mad bro?

Well that sure was fun. I think we all learned something important! Let’s never do it again.

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xmemes

h0odrich:

yungmoth92:

jrunk:

can ur child serve like this

oh my fucking god

D Y I N G

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xthis reminds me of xnathan xamirite xmichael xconnor
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xWOW xmemes
thotterpop:

nuggettfucker:

princcss:

WH Y

why not

um

thotterpop:

nuggettfucker:

princcss:

WH Y

why not

um

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xu would be dead that would hurt so bad wtf it would like rip off your body xanime

meowvgonspengler:

1950S SLANG IS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING IT IS SO RIDICULOUS

LOOK AT

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WHAT IS THIS

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DUCK BU TT I AM LAUGHING

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RAZZ

MY 

BERRIES

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xwhat yall aint never heard cruisin for a bruisin i hear that one all the time xhey bean! xslang xlanguage
system-of-a-period:

I’m laughing so hard that my dad was coming and he stayed and laughed with me lmao

system-of-a-period:

I’m laughing so hard that my dad was coming and he stayed and laughed with me lmao

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xoh my god xanimals